[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 96.2 — The Great Gray Immortal Arrives


His expression was serious, and his words were sincere. The audience was both shocked and moved.

[Wow, this guy is awesome! A true gentleman. He thinks of others as well as himself.]

[The Gray Immortal and your family are all so kind. If it were me, I really wouldn’t send the God of Wealth away.]

“It’s not exactly kindness.” Little Older Brother Liu waved his hand, looking indifferent. “I make a living by cooking. If I have to rely on the Gray Immortal to earn money, then I’m too useless. Wouldn’t all the skills I learned from my master have been wasted?”

An Rugu raised her eyes and carefully looked at his expression.

He wasn’t lying; he genuinely wanted the rat to find its own path in life and truly didn’t care about the unexpected good fortune.

She did some quick calculations and realized that the master who taught Little Older Brother Liu was very strict and traditional, embodying the spirit of craftsmanship. What they were most proud of was their skill, not some abstract or ethereal thing.

An Rugu withdrew her hand and hummed in agreement. “Your choice is not a bad thing. It’s better to rely on yourself than on heaven, earth, or people.”

Even the closest people could be unreliable, let alone animals. If Little Older Brother Liu was to anger the Immortal one day, it would be difficult for a mortal to deal with a yaoguai that had become a spirit.

Little Older Brother Liu quickly asked, “Then how should I send it away?”

An Rugu pondered for a moment. “Since it wants to help you with your work, it means it will come again soon. You can wait for it at the restaurant, and when it comes, you can talk to it openly.”

Thinking of that scene, a strong sense of tension welled up in Little Older Brother Liu’s heart. “What should I say? Will it get angry and kill me?”

“Just repeat what you just said to it. It’s not a bad thing by nature and it can understand.”

“That’s good.” Upon hearing this, Little Older Brother Liu felt reassured, but some anxiety and worry resurfaced. “If I ask it to leave, will it become homeless?”

The other person had lived in his house for so long, they would definitely feel very uncomfortable once they have to leave.

After all, it has helped his mother so much, and he couldn’t bear to see it living a miserable life.

An Rugu lowered her eyes, thought for a moment, and said, “Long-time viewers should know that I have opened a yao house in Cloud Rise Mountain.

“Since it has become a spirit, it will inevitably have to deal with humans. Why not let it find a job here with me?”

Upon hearing this, Little Older Brother Liu was overjoyed. “Oh my, there are other beings like him! That’s great!”

After discussing their options, the two hung up the phone.

[After the streamer mentioned the Yao House during their last livestream, I went to check it out at Tianle Amusement Park. There was a fox and a weasel inside, and they were incredibly intelligent, almost like they could understand human speech.]

[Not only can it understand human speech, but it can also teach cats and dogs! After my husky took a lesson, although it’s still a bit silly, it’s not as destructive around the house. I’m currently staying at a nearby hot spring resthouse for a while. When I get back, I’ll quietly amaze everyone with my husky.]

[Add one more thing, the Great Yellow Immortal is amazing at training dogs, and not with the violent methods of training centers. I observed the process, and it seemed like the Great Yellow Immortal could talk to them; just a wave of his hand and the dogs obeyed him perfectly. He’s incredible! The Great Yellow Immortal is amazing!]

[If the Gray Immortal comes, then the streamer will have collected three of the Five Immortals of Northeast China!]

[The streamer ostensibly offers jobs, but is actually collecting photo cards (dog emoji)]

An Rugu glanced at her watch and said into the microphone, “It’s almost time. Today’s livestream ends here. I have some things to take care of.”

Amidst countless tearful farewell comments, she ended the livestream.

At this point, her private messages had already been bombarded by the first destined person.

[Host, you’ve ended your livestream. Hurry up and help us switch souls!]

[Payment is not an issue, please, hurry up, I’m about to burst from needing to pee.]

An Rugu: “…”

She typed in the chat box: [This is easy to solve. I’ll find a yin envoy from the capital to help you switch your souls back.]

She was in the southern part of the city, halfway across the country from Beijing. Even in her spirit form, it would take her a long time to travel there. It would be better to find someone local to handle things.

With the increasing development of the internet in the Underworld, almost all Underworld civil servants have registered for office software, and messages were transmitted across the entire network. It was very convenient to find a ‘local police officer’ in the Beijing area on the app.

She was about to send a message when a pop-up appeared on her phone. Her hand paused slightly, and the message was not sent.

Celestial Master Zhang: [Tomorrow is the centennial celebration of Cixin Temple, and I have been invited. Young friend, are you going? \(≧▽≦)/]

Cixin Temple was the most famous Buddhist temple in Beijing, with a thriving incense offering.

Like the previous Celestial Master Ceremony, it would invite people from all over the world who practiced Daoism, and countless social celebrities would also attend, making it an annual Buddhist event.

As the head of orthodox Daoism, Celestial Master Zhang was naturally invited to attend.

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com


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