This little, green snake, owned by the pre-destined person, possessed a certain level of intelligence and was able to understand human nature, which was why it became somewhat close to its owner.

But ultimately, they wouldn’t be as enthusiastic as a pet dog.

Seeing that the little, green snake wasn’t cooperating, the pre-destined person had no choice but to withdraw her hand and stop bothering it. 

As if thinking of something, she had a sudden inspiration and said, “Host, will it be able to transform into human form in the future like in TV dramas? If so, will I be able to raise a daughter?”

She was both excited and thrilled. Although she was afraid of ghosts, she was not afraid of her little, green snake.

She imagined the little, green, snake daughter to be very young. She’d wear a green dress and would usually be very aloof and not pay attention to people, but she would be very close to her.

She felt happy when she thought of that scene.

Many viewers who owned pets shared the same thoughts as her.

[Host, my Ragdoll cat is absolutely gorgeous! Could you transform her into a human? She’d be stunning!]

[Hehe, I have five cats at home: a black cat, a blue cat, an American Shorthair, a British Shorthair, and a Munchkin. If they could transform into human form, wouldn’t I be surrounded by handsome men?]

[Five aloof and handsome guys falling in love with me, please create more content, author.]

[Person upstairs, are your cats not neutered?]

[…Damn! I almost forgot, they’d be a bunch of eunuchs.]

An Rugu: “…”

Seeing these wildly imaginative ideas, she rubbed her temples and said into the microphone, “I can understand your love for your pets, but turning them into human form is something that can’t be forced.

“This snake happens to be a kindred spirit. It has opened its spiritual meridians by chance and has the potential to take human form. It depends on whether she is willing to cultivate.”

Upon hearing the word ‘cultivate’, the pre-destined person was inspired. “Host, do you have any methods for snakes to cultivate? I’ll pay tuition; you just tell me how much.”

An Rugu seemed to be deep in thought upon hearing this.

The house of yao has been completed, and two supernatural animals have moved in. The weasel has mastered cultivation, and the fox was once a talented individual, so he should also have a lot of experience in cultivation.

She then took the opportunity to promote the house of yao. “I opened a house of yao at the foot of Cloud Rise Mountain. There are two very intelligent animals inside. You can visit the yao house and show them the snake. Perhaps they will help her.”

The pre-destined person was overjoyed and immediately agreed, “I will go and take a look in a couple of days.”

[I’ve already bought plane tickets to Nancheng; my Ragdoll cat can’t lose at the starting line.]

[I’ve arrived in Nancheng. My little corgi will definitely score higher than all of you on the college entrance exam.]

[Are you guys trying to raise your pets like chickens? Is the yao industry going to get this intense?]

[The pets: Suddenly we don’t want to be sentient anymore.]

Seeing the audience’s enthusiasm, An Rugu considered her words for a moment and said, “Pets with cultivation potential are one in ten thousand, so don’t get your hopes too high.”

She tried to dampen the audience’s enthusiasm, but the audience remained incredibly enthusiastic.

They didn’t actually have high expectations for pets turning into human form; they were just talking nonsense.

[I just want to see what a weasel and a fox that seem to understand human nature are like, so that my pet could also absorb some of that intelligence and hopefully stop destroying my house.]

Seeing this, An Rugu simply didn’t say anything more. After agreeing on the time for the next livestream with the audience, she hung up the call.

She casually opened her phone, clicked on the trending topics, and found that her livestream has once again made it to the trending topics.

#WelcomeSunCloudRiseLivestream#

#TheMostBizarreJujubeThief#

#A family of four all got scammed, but each time is different#

#Does becoming a streamer really require learning snake language now?#

Her Weibo account already has over 100 million followers, all of whom were active fans. This was more than even A-list celebrities in the entertainment industry had. She was incredibly popular.

… … translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com

After the livestrream ended, she summoned the female ghost to her side. 

“Humans and ghosts are different. Do not approach humans. Considering that you did not intentionally harm anyone, I will spare you. I will now perform a ritual to help you pass on to the Afterlife.”

This female ghost was obsessed with plastic surgery. She died in a medical accident and then wandered the city, still very concerned about her appearance.

After a long moment of bewilderment, the female ghost said tremblingly, “Master, could you please not perform the ritual to help me pass on to the afterlife?”

“Why?” An Ruguo asked.

The female ghost groped in her pocket and pulled out her cell phone.

The phone was an old model from many years ago, and after it was dropped and broken, the screen was now covered in cobwebs. But she didn’t have the money to replace it.

She opened her phone, found the camera function, pointed the camera at herself, covered her face, and said narcissistically, “The Underworld is pitch black, I won’t be able to take good pictures.

“Natural light is the eternal god.”

An Rugu: “…”

Well, in a sense, she was right.

The Underworld had no sun or moon, and although it had a source of light, it was not sunlight.

She then thought that the haunted house was still a bit small. She planned to expand it, so naturally she needed to hire more staff.

An Rugu then asked, “If you go to work at my haunted house, I can refuse to perform the ritual to help you pass on to the afterlife.”

The reason the female ghost ran into someone else’s house to weigh herself was because she was so poor. When she saw that she could find a job, she was extremely excited and immediately nodded in agreement, “Okay, thank you, Master.”

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com

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