The next second, a hand as white as jade dug into his girlfriend’s chest and pulled out wisps of black smoke.
An Rugu’s eyes changed slightly, “Get up.”
Even if he didn’t ask her, she would still do it.
As the saying goes, love your job and you’ll excel in it, and although she was still a rookie now, she felt that she would be a good yin envoy.
She could do what ordinary yin envoys could do, and she could also do what ordinary yin envoys could not do.
“Thank you, Master Yin Envoy.”
Wei Haichen recalled the elegant words he had learned from movies and TV dramas, and quickly expressed his sincerity, “I am here to repay Master Yin Envoy even if I have to work like a slave.”
An Rugu resisted. “… I understand what you mean. But know that the words spoken by ghosts carry bindings. Don’t make promises lightly.”
This was a new era, and she didn’t take slaves.
Seeing her noble character, the couple admired her beyond words.
“Come into the spirit-summoning banner. I’ll take you to the Land God temple to cancel your household registration.”
With a thought, the spirit-summoning banner moved without wind. The two ghosts were sucked into the spirit-summoning banner, and there was no trace of them in the amusement park anymore.
… …
After the Ferris wheel closed, the staff packed up their things and prepared to go home.
She rubbed her aching neck and said goodbye to the couple who came out, “Goodbye.”
She watched as couple after couple of loving lovers left, she and couldn’t help but be infected by their emotions, leaving her with a faint smile on her face.
They were all so loving.
At this moment, she suddenly thought of something and looked towards the exit, attracting the attention of her colleague next to her.
Her colleague laughed and said, “What are you looking at? You look like a monkey.”
“I saw a couple go in earlier, but I didn’t see them come out.”
Her colleague shrugged it off, “Maybe you just didn’t notice they came out.”
“That’s impossible. They were both very good-looking, I wouldn’t forget them.”
Her colleague thought for a moment and said, “Maybe they left when you went to the bathroom just now.”
“I see, that makes sense then.”
The staff member suddenly understood, accepted the answer in her heart, and secretly laughed at herself for thinking too much.
How could it be possible that two ghosts came to the Ferris wheel to make a wish?
If that were true, how loving they must be.
… … translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com
An Rugu took the three ghosts in the soul-calling banner and, carrying the mourning staff, headed towards the Land God temple.
After death, the soul did not immediately go to the Underworld; the Underworld is not a place that any stray cat or dog could just enter.
Just like applying for a death certificate in the human world, they still needed to go to the office to cancel their human household registration and obtain a travel pass before they could go to the Underworld.
Only a few people watching in the livestream channel were no longer skeptical and deeply felt that all these had a certain degree of authenticity.
Most viewers had a deep-rooted materialistic worldview and still thought that this was a recording with especially good special effects.
As the name suggested, recorded broadcast was to play previously recorded videos in the livestream channel.
They believed that An Rugu had filmed the video, added special effects, and put it in the livestream channel for everyone to see.
Unlike before, she didn’t interact much with the audience this time, which indirectly confirmed the truth of this hypothesis.
As a very popular fortune-telling streamer, many people believed in her abilities.
They had not had their fortunes told on the spot like persons with predestined relationships, but they also felt that what she said about divination must be correct, after all, so many people with predestined relationship had said it was correct.
But the gap between ghosts and divination was too big, and few people could accept it so quickly.
For example, many people occasionally went to see a face reader, asked a blind fortune teller to tell their fortune, or occasionally forwarding a koi picture1, praying to pass the exams, but few people actually believed that ghosts exist.
Moreover, decades of world views could not be destroyed by just a few dozen minutes of livestream. The brain would subconsciously look for the most reasonable answer to what it perceives and instill it into itself.
This was part of the brain’s protective mechanism.
Therefore, everyone always held a Schrödinger-like attitude towards metaphysics—selectively accepting what they want to accept and rejecting everything else.
For example, when the left eye kept twitching, many people would feel happy and think that their luck would be good for the day. But when its their right eye that twitched2, they would want to curse those who believe in feudal superstition.
… …
[Ding Dong—Ghost +2]
[Even after all these praises, I still want to praise the host’s special effects again. If ghosts really existed, I think they would be very similar to those unreal things.]
[One more thing: after becoming famous, the streamer really hired a fantastic team, and the video quality is incredible. Maybe you should start a metaphysical TV series instead? I won’t watch the ratings charts next year unless you’re on the list.]
[What the host is doing is meaningful. As someone who never paid attention to traditional culture, I actually researched the term ‘yin envoy’ (ghost messenger) and learned a little about the Underworld. Yin envoy is like the police in the human world, and their work is also dangerous. The mourning baton in the hands of the yin envoy is basically the Underworld’s version of the police taser.]
[The host said that today’s mission is to guide ghosts to the Underworld. They’re not going to have to build an entire Underworld scenery, will they? That would be too grand, and the budget spent there would be a waste.
[As a ten-year fan3 of the host, I say, there’s nothing the host can’t do, except what she can’t imagine. Maybe even the gates of hell and the road to hell will be filled with red spider lilies4 for you (dog head).]
[Host: You guys are a bunch of freeloaders. You didn’t even invest a penny in gifts, and yet you still want such a grand scene? I’m really impressed by you old men.]
I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com
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Chapter 73.1 — The Fourteenth Livestream
Chapter 73.2 — The Fourteenth Livestream
Chapter 73.3 — The Fourteenth Livestream
Chapter 73.4 — The Fourteenth Livestream
Chapter 73.5 — The Fourteenth Livestream
Chapter 73.6 — The Fourteenth Livestream
- Koi is considered good luck and forwarding a koi pic on social platforms has become a wish for good luck; it’s the opposite of those bad luck chain letters. ↩︎
- Left eye twitching means good luck, right eye twitching means bad luck. ↩︎
- Ten-year fan is not literal—An Rugu has only been livestreaming for 3-4 months. It just means a long-term fan. ↩︎
- Red spider lilies symbolize death, final parting, and way to the Afterlife. ↩︎
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