[Wow, it’s so beautiful up close. The jade in my hand suddenly isn’t as good anymore.]

[I’m also a collector, and red jade is incredibly valuable. This is the first time I’ve seen something so filled with aura. You’ve stumbled upon a treasure.]

Everyone was amazed at the beauty of the red jade and was filled with envy.

<Regiment Commander> blinked, a look of deep surprise flashing in his eyes. “I just thought this piece of jade was beautiful, but it turned out it has such a high collection value. I must take good care of it.”

He happily kissed the red jade in his hand, “Mwah!”

Wearing living jade for a long time will produce a natural polishing effect, making it more and more delicate, as if it had life. This was commonly known as nurturing jade.

However, An Rugu paused, her eyes darkening. “You better not take care of it. This piece of jade is not a good thing.”

<Regiment Commander>: “???”

Audience in the livestream channel: “???”

<Regiment Commander> was startled, and the red jade slipped from his hand. “Why do you say this?”

This piece of jade was so beautiful, full of spiritual energy, and had such a high collection value. How could it not be a good thing?

“Where did you get this jade?”

<Regiment Commander> was stunned for a moment, a little confused, but he still answered honestly, “’Collect antiques in prosperous times, gold in troubled times¹.’ People here like to collect antiques. We have an antique street.

“I was browsing there with a friend a while ago and saw this red jade in the shop. It immediately caught my eye. Even though I’ve never owned jade before, I loved it and bought it immediately.”

“Put aside the situation at hand and call the police first,” An Rugu said. “To be honest, this piece of jade was brought out from a tomb.”

<Regiment Commander>: “???”

Audience in the livestream channel: “???”

[Holy crap, this new viewer’s jaw is about to drop! How did the host know this jade was brought out from a tomb??]

[The streamer knows things about the world without leaving home, and after having had my jaw drop so many times, I’ve already gotten used to it.]

[The red jade was brought out from an ancient tomb by tomb robbers? Then it’s stolen property.]

[Goodness, these days are getting more and more chaotic.]

“Damn it!”

<Regiment Commander> hurriedly lowered his head, quickly took off the red jade hanging around his neck, and threw it on the coffee table in front of him with a thud, looking terrified.

In his eyes, the originally fiery red jade turned into a monster with bared fangs and claws, and its entire body was filled with a strange aura.

When he thought about how he had once kept it close to his body, reluctant to take it off even when sleeping, his scalp tingled and goose bumps appeared all over his body. “How could I have come across such an unlucky thing?”

[Ten minutes ago, the destined person: I’m not unlucky.
Ten minutes later, the destined person: Fuck!]

[The destined person: I regret it now.]

When <Regiment Commander> saw that the audience was madly commenting about him, a trace of embarrassment and annoyance appeared on his face.

He should have known not to be so confident, but who could have known that he was really such an unlucky guy?

He glanced at the red jade with lingering fear and asked hurriedly, “Master, is this thing really brought out from the grave?”

Although he knew that An Rugu would not tell lies, he still had a glimmer of hope in his heart, hoping that such a horrible thing would not happen to him.

Before his expectant gaze, An Rugu nodded slightly, “Your jade is blood jade, to be more precise, it is called blood-soaked jade.

“The former is fine to keep, but I don’t recommend the latter because it carries a strong evil qi.”

<Regiment Commander> went numb when he heard such a strange name, “… You say it’s blood soaked?”

An Rugu hmmed, “Yes, this kind of jade was actually a burial item used by the ancients. Legend has it that someone would place white jade in the mouth of a dead person. The jade would absorb the remaining blood in the human body, creating a translucent blood-soaked jade.

“I don’t know if this legend is true or not, but the red veins in your blood jade are indeed human blood.”

The audience in the livestream channel were instantly shocked when they heard this.

[The destined person just kissed the blood-soaked jade. Is this considered an indirect kiss?]

[Fuck, this is an indirect kiss, I have goosebumps all over my body.]

[Prosperity, democracy, enlightenment, harmony, freedom, equality…]

[Hahaha, I don’t know if the <Regiment Commander>’s girlfriend is in the livestream channel. Will you dare to kiss him in the future? ]

<Regiment Commander> raised his hand to cover his mouth. The warm and delicate touch of the red jade on his lips was still fresh in his memory.

He actually kissed such a weird thing!

“I’m gonna throw up!”

He grabbed his phone, ran to the bathroom quickly, turned on the faucet, and used water to rinse his lips.

After washing for a long time, he was about to cry but had no tears, “It’s over, I’m not clean anymore. Master, what should I do, will I be cursed?”

He seemed to have suddenly realized something, “No wonder I’ve been so unlucky these past few days. I can’t catch any fish. It must be this thing. I’m such a skilled fisherman, how could I not be able to catch any fish?”

However, An Rugu looked the other person up and down and said quietly, “A family that accumulates good deeds will surely have good fortune.

“Your family has great blessings and virtues, temporarily suppressing this evil jade. 

“The reason you can’t catch fish is not because of this jade.”

<Regiment Commander>: “…”

Audience in the livestream channel: “…”

[Hahaha … Is it so hard to admit that your fishing skills are bad?]

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com

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Chapter 65.3 — Blood Jade and Borrowing Luck
Chapter 65.4 — Blood Jade and Borrowing Luck
Chapter 66.1 — Gold-Digging Celebrity
Chapter 66.2 — Gold-Digging Celebrity
Chapter 66.3 — Gold-Digging Celebrity
Chapter 66.4 — Gold-Digging Celebrity
Chapter 67.1 — The Man is Pregnant!
Chapter 67.2 — The Man is Pregnant!

FOOTNOTE:

1. Collect antiques in prosperous times, gold in troubled times. It’s a saying and quite literal. The idea is that only during prosperous times—when you don’t have to worry about money, food, safety—can you afford to think about aesthetics and historical value. ↩︎