[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 60.3 — Your Girlfriend is a Man

After the call was hung up, the people in the livestream channel were still discussing what had just happened.

[He must be a fake fan. If he was a real fan, he would know that you cannot be Versailles in this livestream channel. The straight husband mentioned by the last Versailles fan turned out to be gay.]

[Hahaha …. I am dying of laughter.]

[Plus one, I feel that this destined person will return to the family of single dogs just like Clear Skies After The Rain1.]

[Clear Skies After The Rain: Can you be more polite?]

[Humph, this is the result of feeding us noble audiences dog food! For the next predestined persons who are in a relationship, please be careful how you show off. Do you hear me?]

An Rugu caught a glimpse of these comments out of the corner of her eye, closed her eyes, calculated with her fingers, and then slowly opened her eyes.

The spider web of fate was swept away by a broom.

The destined person and his girlfriend would indeed separate for a period of time, but this time, they discussed it calmly and it was not sudden, so the girlfriend would not feel desperate and have thoughts of suicide.

Five years later, they would be together again.

It could be said as lovers finally finding their true love.

An Rugu collected her thoughts and contacted the second destined person .

[Welcome the Sun, Rise from Clouds]: [Congratulations on winning the prize. Would you like to use a photo or do a videocall to tell your fortune?]

After a long time, the other side finally sent a message: [I want the most accurate one.]

An Rugu then dialed the number, but for some reason, the other end was slow to answer the phone, and the call was connected almost at the last second.

After the livestream was established, an old lady with gray hair and gentle eyes appeared in the livestream channel.

She looked to be in her nineties, with traces of aging all over her skin. No wonder she knew so little about electronic devices.

The audience in the livestream channel started performing their traditional welcome again.

[Here we go, the second unlucky guy is coming towards us! ]

[Welcome, the second great enemy!]

[It’s the first time I saw a lottery winner who didn’t show his face. It’s really interesting. How come you don’t want to show your face? ]

[It’s normal not to want to show your face. Livestreaming is becoming more and more popular and so many people watch it. Some people just want to have their fortunes told and don’t want to be noticed by the public.]

[But if I am chosen, I would like to show my face. I have done nothing wrong, I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on my door, and I have nothing to be ashamed of. ]

An Rugu saw these comments out of the corner of her eye, and a complex expression flashed across her eyes. She looked at the old lady on the screen again.

It wasn’t that it was inconvenient for this destined guest show up, it’s just that she couldn’t show up.

Facing this special person, An Rugu took a sip of black tea and said in a businesslike manner, “Alright, you need to pay me first a divination fee so I can tell your fortune. It’s 666 yuan.”

The old lady smiled when she heard this, the wrinkles on her face smoothing out, and she took out something wrapped in a red handkerchief from her pocket.

She opened the red handkerchief, revealing many colorful banknotes of different denominations: one hundred, ten yuan, 1 yuan…

She counted the bills and change put them on the table. “I may not be able to get this money to you, I will leave a note and ask my grand-nephew to give it to you.”

Her amiable voice echoed in the livestream channel, making people immediately realize that the destined person who did not show her face was an old lady.

The camera range of the mobile phone was very narrow, so the audience couldn’t see the money.

“That’s okay, I will tell you your fortune now.”

An Rugu nodded gently, closed her eyes, and calculated with her fingers. 

“When you were a child, you were born in a mountain village, and you had many older brothers and sisters. There were many rivals in the pillars, and no official killings in the eight characters. You were destined to be poor. Is that right?”

The old lady nodded deeply, smiling, and said with a thick accent, “I was born in a mountain valley. I am the youngest in the family. My older brothers and sisters were all very kind to me and often gave me sweet potatoes. In those days, everyone was poor, and it was good enough to have enough food and not be hungry.”

“Your eight characters indicate that the official sign and the seal are mutually beneficial. People with this eight characters are easily attracted to soldiers. When you were nineteen, you married a soldier, right?”

The old lady said with some satisfaction, “Yes, that’s right. Our place is too poor, and girls get married early. When I was 19, my family helped me find a match in the next village.

“After we met, we found the other person was good, so we got married.”

At this point, she had a flash of nostalgia in her eyes, “Although we were married for a short time, we had a deep relationship. But at that time, there was a war, and he was transferred to the front line.”

[War? It seems that the old lady is a military wife!]

[If you do the math, the old lady is at least in her nineties, possibly over a hundred years old. My god, she is very old.]

[I wish grandma and grandpa good health and all the best!]

However, the old lady’s eyes were filled with tears. She wiped the corners of her eyes and said, “Then… he never came back.

“Girl, I heard from my nephew that you are very accurate in fortune-telling, so I want to ask you where he went and why I can’t find him?

“Whether it is life or death, I want an answer. “

The style of the barrage in the livestream channel changed.

[Oh my god, if you calculate, the old lady should have waited for the other person for more than 80 years. Tears welled up in my eyes.]

[I’m afraid he died on the battlefield, a hero!]

[It is also possible that he lived in another place after he lost his memory, just like the father of the destined guest last time2.]

[How could such a low-probability event happen so many times, and be caught by the host every time? I think he has started a new family and career outside.]

[But the old lady said that they had a deep relationship so he should not have abandoned his wife.]

“Then let me help you calculate.”

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com


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  1. Clear Skies After the Rain maintained a livestream channel that featured her humble-bragging about her husband and how he pampered her. It turned out he was having multiple affairs—with other men. ↩︎
  2. Older Brother Kais father went missing for 30 years and people thought he ran away from the family’s debts. Turned out he got amnesia but he never forgot he had people important to him—he just couldn’t remember who and where they were. ↩︎


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