[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 59.5 — House of Yao

Amidst the welcome, An Rugu communicated with <Little Dinosaur>, and finally pressed the video call button.

A few seconds later, a man who looked to be in his twenties appeared on the screen. He had short hair, fair skin, and looked a bit sunny.

He smiled with his white teeth showing and said enthusiastically, “Hello, host, I’m your long-time fan and I have been following you almost from the beginning.”

“Thank you. Please pay the divination fee, a high-powered gun salute.”

“Okay, I’ll pay now.”

The man quickly paid out the high-powered gun salute in one swipe, looking very eager to try this divination, “Host, please tell me about my family background quickly.”

An Rugu: “…”

… …

[I am dying of laughter. This guy stole the streamer’s lines.]

[When you take the host’s script and leave the host with nothing to say.]

An Rugu hmmed, closed her eyes, calculated with her fingers, and complex mystical symbols soon appeared in front of her.

After a long time, she slowly opened her eyes, “Your family is relatively poor, and your parents are doing their own business far away from home. You have a younger brother, and your family’s financial situation has gradually improved about ten years ago, right?”

<Little Dinosaur> nodded immediately, his eyes full of admiration, “Yes, that’s right. My family was very poor when I was a child. But ten years ago, my father opened a small shop and did very well in business. Our family gradually became better off.”

“Your eight characters use the positive star as your advantage. You have a good memory and you have always studied effortlessly. Your grades are pretty good, and you were admitted to a good school after the college entrance examination.”

<Little Dinosaur> chuckled, “Things weren’t as great as that, but I’m quite satisfied with how things turned out.”

She looked <Little Dinosaur> up and down—at a glance, he didn’t seem to be particularly unlucky, nor did it seem like he would encounter any bloody disaster.

So she asked directly, “What aspect do you want me to divine for you this time?”

<Little Dinosaur> scratched his head, his cheeks flushing slightly, “I want to calculate whether the girlfriend I’m dating now is my true peach blossom. If so, can we achieve a happy ending together?”

“A true peach blossom usually leads to a true marriage. Let me calculate for you whether she is your fated love.”

However, at this moment, a strange and somewhat rough female voice suddenly came from <Little Dinosaur>’s mic: “Who are you talking to? Why are you so excited?”

Everyone heard footsteps that seemed to be getting closer and closer. The woman walked up behind <Little Dinosaur> and looked at the phone in his hand curiously.

She took one look and immediately pinched ‘s arm. “Good for you, you’re actually watching a female livestreamer!”

<Little Dinosaur> howled in pain and quickly admitted his mistake, “Honey, I was wrong. But see,  this is a fortune-telling livestream channel, I’m just here to have my fortune told!”

The woman let go, a look of surprise flashing across her eyes, “What are you asking about then?”

“I just wanted to see if we are a true match.”

The woman’s face darkened, and she took a step back. Her high-pitched voice suddenly turned low, “Oh, is this fortune teller accurate?”

“Oh, I tell you, she’s insanely accurate. Until today, I haven’t seen her make a single mistake in divining something. Do you know that super popular Zhou Yu’er who withdrew from the competition? It’s said online that this master captured the fox that was assisting her, so she had to withdraw from the competition.”

An awkward smile appeared on the woman’s face, and she took two steps back. “That’s great. Then I’ll go ahead. I’ll put on a facial mask.”

Seeing the two being lovey-dovey onscreen, the comments in the livestream channel exploded.

[While a man sits at home, his bread will come from heaven.]

[I tell you, although single people are not protected by law, please do not harm them.]

[Come to think of it, this voice is really rough. At first I thought it was your male roommate.]

[I can’t comment without seeing her face. Some girls have a manly voice but look very sweet.]

[Yes, my sister was talking to the delivery guy on the phone, and he called her ‘big brother’. My sister is actually a very sweet girl.]

… …

After his girlfriend left, <Little Dinosaur> saw these comments and laughed from ear to ear, “She is handsome, beautiful, rich, and very nice to me. As for her rough voice, God opened a lot of doors for her and so must close at least a window for her. You guys just keep eating lemons.”

[She is both beautiful and rich. Woohoo, there are so many gigolos out there, why can’t there be one more for me? ]

[A pair of dogs showing affection, go break up quickly.]

[Burn to death, you hateful lovers.]

… …

While everyone was discussing happily, An Rugu opened her eyes after a long time of calculation and raised her hand to rub her eyebrows.

This one was a bit tricky.

On screen, <Little Dinosaur> kept being Versailles, causing the audience to grit their teeth.

Only after he had angered everyone did he look at An Rugu, great anticipation in his heart, “Master, is this a true love affair? Just tell me straight, I can handle it.”

“Is what you say really true?”

<Little Dinosaur>‘s heart skipped a beat and the smile froze on his face.

No way, no way, he was just joking. Was his perfect girlfriend not his true love after all?

He scratched his face, tried to remain calm, and started talking nonsense, “Of course, even if my girlfriend is a boy, I can accept it!”

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com


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Chapter 60.1 — Your Girlfriend is a Man
Chapter 60.2 — Your Girlfriend is a Man
Chapter 60.3 — Your Girlfriend is a Man
Chapter 60.4 — Your Girlfriend is a Man
Chapter 61.1 — Use the Mistress’ Money to Raise the Wife



2 responses to “[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 59.5 — House of Yao”

  1. I am dying at that last line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

    1. (Maela) White Moonlight Translations Avatar
      (Maela) White Moonlight Translations

      considering the title, it’s a bit like ‘ask and you shall receive’ 😂

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