<The Little Prince>’s eyes were full of confusion, “… Master, do you mean that my girlfriend came to my city to find me?”

An Rugu looked away, a trace of pity in her eyes, “I mean—your online dating partner has been by your side from beginning to end.”

She has seen people before who were deceived by online dating, but she has never seen anyone who was deceived so miserably. In a sense, <The Little Prince> was better than the last one—the three college students who were cheated by their roommate was worse.

[I remembered that last time the three college students came to have their fortunes told, the host also told them that their online dating partner was not far away but was right in front of them. I suspect that <The Little Prince> is also being deceived by his friends.]

[Hahahahahaha, that is one of the famous scenes in the host’s livestream career. I will remember the confused expressions of those three people forever. ]

[Plus one, and the online dating partner is likely to be a man, after all, men know other men best.]

<The Little Prince> caught a glimpse of these barrages out of the corner of his eye and was shocked. The whole world has suddenly became strange and bizarre.

He had watched An Rugu’s livestream, and remembered the three college students. What she said at that time was indeed ‘far away in the horizon, but right in front of you.’

He was drinking water when he saw this scene, and he burst out laughing. he laughed so much his stomach trembled and it hurt from laughing.

Those three college students became idiots in his eyes.

But now the clown was actually himself?

<The Little Prince> couldn’t believe it. He swallowed his saliva and said with a hint of hoping it wouldn’t be so bad, “Did she perhaps tell me a fake place of residence?”

If it was just a lie about the place of residence, he could accept it.

Seeing that he was deceiving himself and others, An Ru sighed slightly, and simply pointed out directly, “Your online dating partner is actually… your relative.”

<The Little Prince>: “???”

The audience in the livestream channel: “???”

<The Little Prince>’s face turned from white to red and then blue, as if the spice plate had been knocked over. He almost fell off the chair. The scene in front of him was blurring. He felt dizzy and incoherent.

“How is it possible? This is impossible. Is this fake, it must be fake!”

How could his girlfriend be his relative?

But then he thought about it, there was no need for An Rugu to lie to him, so he asked in a trembling voice, “Who is it?”

An Rugu thought of the result she had just calculated, and a subtle flash appeared in her eyes, “Do you have a second aunt?”

<The Little Prince> immediately said, “Yes.”

<The Little Prince> had indeed said earlier in the livestream that his grandfather had five sons and two daughters, which made the family very large.

Thinking of this, his pupils narrowed slowly, and he was dumbfounded, “It’s not what I’m thinking, is it?”

His second aunt has been divorced for many years, has only one son, and the family conditions were average. It was impossible for An Rugu to specifically mention his second aunt for no reason. Could it be that his second aunt deliberately deceived him for money?

[Hey guys, my online dating partner is actually my aunt!]

[Sure enough, love turns into family affection in the end.]

[A young man engaged in online dating. Unfortunately, he was deceived. He always wanted to meet her, but it turned out that it was his aunt that he met.]

[You can’t think like that. ‘Niang’ meant mother in ancient times, so a ‘Guniang’ is an aunt¹, which is very reasonable.]

[Enterprise-level understanding hahahaha.]

The audience in the livestream channel burst into laughter. As the saying goes, one person’s sorrow is another person’s joy—and <The Little Prince> almost exploded.

When he thought that the person he had been talking to for many years was his second aunt, he wanted to spiral into the sky and disappear from this world. Even if this matter was not his fault, as a junior, he was still in the weaker position. How should he face their other relatives?

Fortunately, An Rugu took a sip of tea and changed the topic, “Does your second aunt have a son?”

<The Little Prince> recovered from the shock and nodded quickly, “Yes, my cousin is not yet twenty years old. I I have a pretty good relationship with him.”

“He is your online date.”

<The Little Prince>: “???”

The audience in the livestream channel: “???”

[My cousin actually likes me and lied to me online for three years.]

[This brotherly love is really touching.]

[Hey, hey, is this the Orthopedics Department? We have a couple of cousins here who need therapy.]

<The Little Prince> couldn’t spare any more attention to these barrages; his whole person was filled with anger.

If it was his aunt, he didn’t know how to deal with it.

If it was his younger cousin—that was another matter entirely.

He rushed out with his mobile phone and took a car to his aunt’s residential community, looking like he was in a hurry.

… … translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com

‘Dong, dong, dong!’ “Second Aunt, open the door quickly!”

“Who is it?” A middle-aged woman opened the door and saw <The Little Prince>. She said with a smile on her face, “Why are you here? Have you eaten? If you haven’t eaten yet, why don’t you have something? Xiao Chen is also at home, you two can chat.”

She looked at <The Little Prince> intently, and the smile on her face gradually disappeared. Hey, why was her nephew’s face so dark?

Under the confused gaze of the middle-aged woman, The Little Prince ground his back molars so hard they made a grinding noise. The black air around his whole body was thick as if it had substance, and he smiled softly, “Xiao Chen is at home, that’s good. Is he in his room? I’m here to talk to him about something.”

“He’s here, you can go in directly,” the middle-aged woman said enthusiastically.

<The Little Prince> arrived at the door of his cousin’s room with ease, pressed the handle, and opened the door with a snap.

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com

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T/N: Orthodepics is slang for incest.

This brotherly love is really touching. This comment was said by a livestream viewer twice with totally different flavors —once for the primary school student who wanted to see his dead classmate, and then for <The Little Prince> and his younger cousin.

1. ‘Guniang’ means unmarried woman of marriageable age, like ‘maiden’ or ‘mademoiselle’. ↩︎