[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 38.5 — Sour Beef Noodle Soup

After a long time, there was finally movement under the bed, and the sound of clothes rustling against the ground resounded in everyone’s ears.

A woman in a white dress crawled out from under the bed. Her hair was disheveled, her face was dirty, and she looked very, very strange.

The police rushed forward, arrested her, and directly handcuffed her.

The woman probably knew she couldn’t escape, so she didn’t try to resist at all and allowed the police to approach her, but her eyes were fixed the entire time on Zheng Yirui sitting limply on the chair.

The leading policeman glared at the woman, “Tell me, what are you doing under his bed!”

The woman was about twenty-five years old and actually had good features under her disheveled hair. Her eyes were fixed on Zheng Yirui, who was still paralyzed by fright, and she showed a sick smile, “I saw on your Weibo that you have insomnia at night and your schedule is reversed day and night, so… I wanted to accompany you. I hoped we could sleep together.”

Zheng Yirui couldn’t help but lean back in horror. He suddenly thought of the strange text message he received on his phone when he first arrived home today.

[It’s good you got home safe, please take some rest. Good night.]

He raised his hand and pointed at the woman in front of him, his index finger trembling, “Did you send that text message? When I got home, were you already under my bed?”

“That’s right.”

Zheng Yirui: “!!!”

Audience in the livestream channel: “!!!”

Zheng Yirui always thought that he was a courageous person. But when he thought that when he first returned home, there was already someone in the house, and that person was actually peering at him from under the bed, he almost fainted from fright.

What would have happened to him if he had not connected to this livestream?

Will this person sleep with him under the bed… or in bed with him?

No matter which one it was, the thought was truly terrible!

This was the first time that the police have encountered such a crazy fan. They didn’t stay outside or just send things to harass their idol, but directly sneaked into the idol’s home and hid under their bed.

The policeman frowned at the woman, “You come with us to the police station.”

The police took the woman away. Because Zheng Yirui was also a relevant person in this case, he also went with them.

When he got inside the police car, Zheng Yirui leaned back in his seat, holding his phone, still in a daze.

Suddenly, he wanted to understand something. He quickly picked up his mobile phone and found that the livestream had not disconnected yet, so he said, “…Master, did you already know that she was in my house? Were you talking to me just to delay time?”

Before the eyes of countless people who were either surprised or admiring, An Rugu nodded lightly, “Yes.”

Zheng Yirui touched his neck and was filled with fear, “I would definitely have been killed by her.”

“If that was so, then how can I tell your fortune until you are thirty?”

When Zheng Yirui heard this, he felt that this was the truth and breathed a sigh of relief.

After thinking about it again, he still felt very upset and said, “I have never encountered such a terrible improper fan. Is this a mental illness?”

An Rugu thought of the woman she had just seen and calculated with her fingers, “She has a strong body and a strong official position. She is very paranoid and prone to take risks.”

Zheng Yirui gritted his teeth as if he had thought of something and dialed the property management number.

After the call was connected, he immediately shouted angrily, “Do you know that someone came inside my house and hid under my bed? Didn’t you say that the community is 100% safe? I think this claim is just on paper!”

The property manager said nervously, “I’m sorry, we just finished checking the surveillance. That woman is also a resident of the community. She broke into your house at four o’clock in the morning, when everyone was sleeping the most. But we don’t know how she was able to easily open the lock.”

“It must be because the locks in your community are so poor!” Zheng Yirui said angrily.

The property management was extremely embarrassed and apologized profusely.

Zheng Yirui hung up the phone, but he remained furious. But then he suddenly thought of something and was stunned.

“Damn it, I put a key under the flower pot by the door. She couldn’t she have entered my house using that key, right?”

Audience in the livestream channel: “???”

[Are you an idiot? Why did you put the key under the flowerpot by at the door?]

[Your operation shocked my whole family.]

Zheng Yirui held his head and regretted things extremely, “I usually forget my keys, and I often watch American TV series, and the people there always put their house keys under the flowerpot by the door.”

The audience in the broadcast room: “…”

[If you think about it carefully, in those American TV dramas, the people who hide the keys under flower pots all have their own small gardens, so not everyone could directly come to their door. The most important thing is that they can own guns! If someone breaks in without permission, they have the right to shoot. The thief also has to think carefully about his own safety.]

[Hide it well, don’t hide it there next time.]

[Thanks to Zheng Yirui for letting me see the lower limit of the human IQ.]

Zheng Yirui: “…”

Regret, he really regretted things now.

The experience of the past ten minutes made him feel like he just had an absurd, surreal dream.

He rewarded An Rugu with many South Sea pearls and sincerely thanked her, “Thank you, master, for saving my life!”

An Rugu saw that he was out of danger, so she said a few more words to the other party and hung up the phone.

… …

The audience in the livestream channel was still discussing Zheng Yirui’s matter.

[The scene when Zheng Yirui lowered his head under the bed and saw the improper fan… I would like to call it one of the scariest horror scenes of the year. Tied with the predestined guest named Snowflake from before.]

[Plus one, after watching Snowflake’s livestream, I have a psychological shadow about the building next door. After watching this livestream, I have a psychological shadow about the bed.]

[Look at the hot searches, the news about Zheng Yirui’s encounter with the crazy improper fan is trending, and the streamer has also been on the hot searches.]

[I’ve seen crazy people, but I’ve never seen such crazy people. This improper fan takes the top spot.]

[I guess after seeing what happened to Zheng Yirui, many celebrities would now check to see if there was anyone under their beds and won’t be able to sleep well tonight.]

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com


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