[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 55.3 — Stealing Underwear

There was now so much noise that many of the male students residing on this floor had come out to watch the fun. When they learned that Wang Ming had stolen women’s underwear, their jaws almost dropped to the floor.

“He usually looks pretty normal, how can he do something like this?”

“Woah, so perverted.”

Surrounded by people from his dormitory floor, Wang Ming once again died socially. He raised his hands to cover his face, shaking like chaff, not daring to let anyone see his embarrassment.

The predestined person was worried that Wang Ming would not be punished, so she directly called the police. After the police came to the door, they took Wang Ming away.

The other girls seized this opportunity and expressed their dissatisfaction to the teacher from the Logistics Department, “Don’t let men enter the girls’ dormitory again!”

In order to prevent the teacher from covering this up, they took the initiative to say that the predestined person was livestreaming.

The teacher from the Logistics Department saw that this matter had created too big a fuss, so he no longer refuted and agreed, saying that he would talk to the head of the department.

The predestined person recovered the missing underwear and was able to bring the culprit to justice. She felt a lot better and quickly thanked An Rugu, “Thank you, Master. If it weren’t for you, I don’t know how many underwear he would have stolen. How could it be possible for there to be such a perverted person, I’m speechless.”

Several other girls complained, “I still haven’t found a few of my missing underwear. He seems to have taken them and then sold them. When I think about my underwear in the hands of a lewd man, I want to vomit.”

“I wonder if the police can also find them and arrest them?”

“But buying underwear should only be considered a moral issue, right? It’s not illegal. This is so annoying.”

An Rugu lowered her eyes, thought for a moment, and said, “Do you want to buy the villain-killing talisman1?”

Among all good deeds, filial piety came first; and among all kinds of evil, sexual immorality came first.

In fact, sex was like a bone-scraping knife2. Those who buy underwear would go on to do unjust things, which would damage their merits and would eventually lead to karmic retribution.

But retribution may come early, or it may come late. That was to say, ‘It’s not that there won’t be retaliation, but the time has not yet come.’

In short, it was not as immediate as the villain-killing talisman.

An Rugu had once calculated that a big star from the entertainment industry would go to jail, and his fans went after her on Weibo, viciously scolding her, so she used a villain-killing talisman.

She has done nothing unjust, so this villain-killing talisman helped her punish those evildoers who do not have an upright moral character and vent their anger at will.

The harsher the fans were in their scolding, the more severe the backlash they received.

Several girls’ eyes lit up when they heard this, “Is there such a talisman?”

“Can the person who bought my underwear receive retribution? Then I want one.”

“I want one too.”

An Rugu nodded. She collected money from these girls, then left the livestream channel to draw several villain-killing talismans.

She wrote the girls’ eight characters on each one, then recited the incantation: “From the five directions of the land, I invite the family gods, door gods, generals, and the three officials of the Emperor to order all the wandering ghosts with yin qi to act as local ghosts, yin cannot harm people unless they are ordered to do so. Those who commit immoral depravity should not be allowed to get close.

Spread out on the table, the surface of the talismans shone with golden light, and a white shadow appeared. It burned spontaneously without wind and turned into ashes.

In many cities across the country.

All at the same time, someone was suddenly bumped while riding a bicycle and injured his crotch, and someone else fell to the ground and broke his tooth…

These people touched their injured parts and felt unbearable pain, but they thought it was just an accident and did not take it seriously.

After returning home, they took the things they had bought before and as soon as they touched them, it was as if they were touching a raging fire, it was so hot to the point of scalding.

They thought they had encountered something supernatural, so they wrapped their things tightly and asked others touch them—but they had no such reaction at all.

These people would soon begin talking in the group chat, and it would come to light that they were not the only ones to suffer—others had also encountered this strange phenomenon.

They would have no choice but to throw away all the things they had bought, but the bad luck still wouldn’t go away.

The talisman drawn by An Rugu to protect against villains had strong spiritual power. As long as these people continued to do evil, their luck would only become worse and worse.

… …

After activating the talisman, she returned to the livestream channel, raised her eyes and looked at the predestined person who was still in the livestream, “Don’t worry, matters have been settled.”

Her voice was like water flowing from a spring, making people feel extremely peaceful and trusting.

<Just Wants To Sleep> and the other girls breathed a sigh of relief, “Thank you, host!”

“Then can you calculate what will happen to the underwear thief in the future? Our school won’t mess this up, right?”

An Rugu calculated with her fingers and said firmly, “He will be expelled from the school. He will also be imprisoned, and his career will fall to the bottom.”

After all, stealing underwear was considered stealing property and would result in a charge of theft.

“That’s good,” the predestined person was extremely happy.

[Am I the only one who wants this Villain-Killing Talisman?]

[You are not alone. I am bullied by my peers all day long. I don’t want to do anything to them. I just want them to stop bullying me.]

[Plus one, there are a few classmates in my class who like to bully others and always say bad things about me behind my back. The villain-killing talisman is my dream talisman.]

An Rugu saw these barrages, thought for a moment, and said, “If you want to buy, come to Cloud Rise Temple. The premise is that you have a clear conscience and are not villains yourself, otherwise it will come back to bite you instead.”

[Hahahahaha, if the villain uses the villain-killing talisman, wouldn’t that be suicide?]

[I laughed to death, it was an immediate surrender.]

Seeing that the situation has now been resolved, An Rugu said nothing more and hung up the call after saying goodbye to the other party.

After a while, she contacted the third predestined person <Step Into Science>.

An Rugu: [Congratulations on winning the prize. Do you want your fortune-telling done through photos or a video call?]

<Step Into Science>: [My matter is hard to explain through text, let’s please do a video call.]

I Livestream Divination to the World translated by Maela @ whitemoonlighttranslations.com


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Chapter 55.4 — Stealing Underwear

FOOTNOTE:

  1. Previously translated as the ‘anti-villain’ talisman when it first came up during the actor Fang Yuan story, but the literal translation is closer to ‘beheading the villain’ with the connotation that the killing was done as an act of justice or capital punishment. ↩︎
  2. This comes from a poem outlining four excesses: 
    Wine is a poison for intestines, and sex is a bone-scraping knife.
    Wealth is a fierce tiger down the mountain, and anger is the root of trouble.
    A second poem says to do away with all these, but a third one counters and advocates moderation instead. ↩︎


3 responses to “[ILivestreamDivination] Chapter 55.3 — Stealing Underwear”

  1. Indeed, moderation is the way, thank you Maela!

  2. i have been wondering for a while. MC keeps on asking whether chat or video call, and they all answer with video call. Will there ever be a person who chooses chat? I don’t think the author cared too much about copy pasting and changing names on the “predestined” people contact.

    1. It’s a matter of consistency.
      Generally, in the service industry, people prefer to not remove an option that they gave without reason (official or not), because while they’re fine not choosing it, removing it meant that they’re forced to not choose it, with cause some to feel that they’re treated unfairly compared to those who had the choice to choose

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